The profound silence here at the Open Bar Ranch attracts aliens like expats to sushi.
The lack of any mechanized equipment, TV, or human noises of any kind is a sure sign that you are at risk of the mothership slipping up right behind you.
The sneaky bastards will use a hypnotic symphony of bird sounds and/or rustle the leaves of nearby willows and elms with perfumed breezes thereby inducing a remarkable anesthesia.
Concentration is key ...to getting your ass abducted! Detail-work such as repairs or repetitive motion tasks like painting allow the slippery devils' tractor beam to envelope you.
While on board, the little buggers perform invasive procedures to harvest your stress and worry cells necessary to the production of sharp jagged objects on Mizar-5.
Occasionally, a horse will snuffle and stomp the ground with his hoof scaring-away the mothership ...but if your Missus is off gardening or putting the finishing touches on some project, you´d both better be prepared to disappear into the cosmos until suppertime.
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