front of the embassy; stay tuned for details...
Some bad paper like student loans got you down, bunky?Maybe you've "overextended" your plastic to the point that they can see your signature without even turnin' it over. "Underwater" with a mortgage that's too high to pay on a house that's worth nowhere near what you owe anymore?
Well come on down today and talk to Crazy Hank Paulson! Crazy Hank is buyin' up ALL that stinkin' crap pile ...AT TOP DOLLAR ...so you can go back to what you do best: spendin' like a drunken Chief Petty Officer back in Subic Bay after 18 months at sea!*
*well... except without the savings.
With Crazy Hank you're "back in bidness! ©®™" like nuttin' ever happened. Liquidity, boy! That all you need! You didn't make any bad decisions ...you're just a little teensy bit of cash flow away from gettin' back to TVC!
"You can keep all your stuff... except that you don't owe anything anymore ©®™"*
*...well maybe not YOU. (link)
Just turn right at the Big Protest on Wall Street begining this Thursday! Local consumidores may be able to turn left at the "Big Macana ©®™" outside the United States Embassy.
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