Friday, March 21, 2008

Your next President... SUCKER!

Dateline: Buenos Aires Argentina
November 5, 2008

Bamboozled again! Sen. John McSame is now President of the United States!

Hey, who could have predicted!

No way the "Party of War, Death, Destruction of Liberty, Privacy, the Economy, the US reputation for competence in any area"... could have gotten back into the White House!

Who'da thunk it? Not you.

You didn't register to vote.

Or maybe you registered... and maybe even voted in the primaries! But something happened and you lost that "lovin' feelin'". Maybe you were fired-up for a Democratic candidate that dropped out of the race... or maybe you were fired up for a Democratic candidate that DIDN'T drop out of the race... but got beat anyway.

So you didn't vote and you didn't help anybody else to vote.

"I'm not into politics," you told the Yanq. "There's not a dime's worth of difference between the two Coke / Pepsi political parties," you would proudly pundit to your friends at the bar.

Well, well. Welcome to hell, my friend. And we're all here with you. And while you're here, say hello to a lot more of what you despise... and a lot less of what you love and hold dear.

Every terrorist in the world combined could not have done as much damage to the US as Bush, Cheney and their lackies have since 2001. Don't believe me? Go see my buddy, Hugh... then multiply to the power of 4 ...or 8.

But wait! It's only MARCH 21!

There's still hope and there's still time for you to vote in the primaries if you haven't already! There's still time for you to vote in the general election in November!

Come to Plaza Dorrego,
Defensa 1098,
in San Telmo,
this Easter Sunday at noon
and register to vote in November!

Come to Plaza Dorrego this Sunday at noon to volunteer and help register your friends and fellow Americans, too!

"Won't you please come to Dorrego...
for the help we can bring."

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