Thursday, January 24, 2008

You're gonna be SO sad...*

But we're gonna try to get you HAPPY! Mark your calendars!

Super Tuesday, the 5th of February, 8pm to whenevah, at TAZZ in Palermo, Armenia 1744, come and join all us yanquis and watch all the election returns on the big screen with a slingbox hookup to a US television station (complete with all those US commercials that you love!)

We've got the whole 3rd floor (2° piso) complete with elevator all to ourselves because of the tremendous efforts of the good people at:
No cover. No minimum. Cash bar. Cash menu (tasty pizzas, Mexican specialities, steak sandwiches!). Pitchers of beer! All in some lovely surroundings that even include a verandah where you can smoke. (Credit Cards Accepted.)

Bring all your Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent buddies and whoever else you wanna turn-on to the US political process that is more interesting this year than ever before. There'll be voters' registration for ANY AND ALL eligible US citizens of whatever political party you belong to.

*...now here is where you are gonna be so very, very sad (so you better listen up.)

*...a lot of you have this crazy idea that you will be able to vote in the 2008 Global Primary via internet, email, or fax. But you are WRONG.

*...I know for a fact, Jack, that there's only 25 of you expats here in Argentina that have actually registered to vote in the 2008 Global Primary (some of my bestest friends have not registered yet.)

*...you have 7 days from now (before midnight January 31) to go to this webpage and register to vote in the first ever worldwide presidential primary. No Joy if you don't go to the webpage.

*...if you don't register on that page, you won't be able to vote in the 2008 Global Primary (Feb 5 thru Feb 12.) Don't git caught wit' yer drawers down.

HOWEVER, if you get yourself registered to vote in the 2008 Global Primary... you'll actually be able to vote from TAZZ in Palermo on February 5th, the night of the big party! That could be some big fun. Imagine... bars open on election day!

Still confused? Don't feel bad. Just send your questions and confoosions to:
md@democratsabroad.com.ar

SEE YOU THERE

4 comments:

Diva said...

I´ll go just to meet you.

Anonymous said...

If I register to vote on that site can I still vote Ron Paul, even though he's running republican?

yanqui mike said...

Dear RPS,

You can only sign up on that site if you are a Democrat.

...but come on down to TAZZ and watch the election returns with us.

Watching Ron Paul kick Rudy Giuliani's ass AGAIN will be as much fun for us as it will be for YOU!

Mike

Robert Evans said...

I appreciate your political ecumenicalism. I plan to attend.